Other cans think Beavertown Gamma Ray is an arsehole

[ N.B. Completely plagiarised from The Daily Mash – http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/other-cans-think-san-pellegrino-is-an-arsehole-2015062999712] ALL other canned drinks regard Beavertown Gamma Ray as a smug hipster prick with a stupid wax hat, it has emerged. Carlsberg can Tom Logan, of Sonni’s News, Islington, said: “We’ve got a Gamma Ray can in our fridge, and trust me, you’d be hard pressed … More Other cans think Beavertown Gamma Ray is an arsehole